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Toxic blemish disaster
My fans are doing wrong
Intentionally
We've set up a helpline
To discuss fraudulent fees
An electric plug unplugged
Finally to the point of being sick and tired
A wealth of noun
And they're darling adjectives
Bygone and pulp scented
Tomes of verse
Upon verse
Upon verse
The corruption of which
Up with I shall not put
The turkey/lobster holidays approach
As a way of welcoming
Thankful aliens from all corners of the globe
Come feast at our table
Wearing your audacious headwear
Pass the damn can of cranberry sauce
Jellied
Kicking under the table
With your uncomfortable high heeled shoes
You're square leather toes
Or as the Indians have told me
Why do you want to give it to us now
After you trashed it out.
